How to kill 'Adolf Hitler'

There are several reasons why Adolf Hitler, known as the ‘Führer’ to many has become the epitome of evil. For all those, who have always dreamed of getting the chance to change history and kill the ‘Führer’ here is how you should go about his assassination.

Materials:

-      time machine

-      nurse costume
   lethal injection (with aconitum appellus, a poisonous extract that cannot be proved afterwards)

-     small towel with Gaboxadol sleeping aid

Steps:

1.    Get into a time machine in order to travel back in time to April 20^th 1889 when Adolf Hitler was born in Braunau and has not yet committed atrocities of any kind.

2.   Go to the hospital of the city disguised as a nurse and make sure you have your lethal injection with you. (make sure it is well-hidden under your nurse costume)

3.   Find ‘baby-Hitler’ in one of the beds in the hospital of Braunau. Carefully choose the right moment between his birth and the time he will be given back to his mother.

4.   Act calm and watch out for other nurses and avoid eye contact with them unless you want to be discovered as intruder.

5.  If you find Hitler have your small towel soaked with the sleeping aid ready. Press it firmly on the baby’s mouth and nose.

6.   When he is asleep it is time to perform the lethal injection into one of his shoulders.

7.      Make sure you get away from the hospital as fast and as inconspicuously as possible.

8.    Go to your time machine and travel back to our time